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THE WHISPERING POET: An Anthology of Igbo and Other Proverbs

Proverbs are the horses of the Igbo language, so if the truth goes missing, we use Igbo Proverbs to find it.
Ilu bỄ ịnyịnya nke asỄsỄ Igbo, ya mere ọbỄrỄ na eziokwu na-efu efu, anyi ga-eji ilu Igbo chọta ya

In this sphere known as Igbo philosophy, each maxim acts as raw material for the general advancement of metaphysical reflection. Thus, it...

LOWER

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live closer to the ground than normal people do? To have everything in your world lower and underground than usual, from your houses and furniture to your cars and bikes? To learn to adapt to your environment, and to be happy and content for living so close to the ground?
Well, that is exactly how...

The Quiet Duck and A Noisy Chicken

A Falcon Family’s Feathery Follies: It all began high up in the leafy canopy of Connemara’s Cloosh Valley where ÉgbĂ©, a Peregrine falcon lived. Her nest was a twiggy fortress on the tallest oak, overlooking the kingdom below. With her were her two chicks, Otti and Oza, a pair of feathered bundles of energy with appetites that could rival a...

Grass Fart in Donegal Bay

We’re so glad you could join us to explore the beautiful Donegal Bay and its lush green grasslands that fart a lot! Let’s dive into some reasons why these grasses release their fragrant emissions. Join in as we explore the wonderfully whiffy world of “Grass Fart in Donegal Bay.” Now, this isn’t your typical tale; oh no! This is different; it is...

HISTORY TREE and The Wrinkles of Time

Welcome to the History Tree & the Wrinkles of Time, a book that will take you on a wild and wonderful journey through the past, the present, and the future. In this book, you will meet Saga Sycamore, the wise and kind tree who knows everything about history and can travel through time. You will then meet his ancient trees friends who have...

Half of a Stolen Tale

In the heart of Dublin, amidst the bustling city streets and ancient edifices, a young man named Udo embarked upon a quest that would irrevocably alter the course of his life. His odyssey commenced amidst the tumultuous backdrop of the Biafran War, a conflict that wrought devastation upon southeastern Nigeria in the late 1960s. Caught in the...

A Fish Hook & The Riverboy

Let me introduce you to the enchanting tale of “A Fish Hook & The Riverboy.” Eamon cherished the tranquillity of fishing trips with his father. The gentle lapping of water against their boat, the soft rustle of wind through the reeds, and the occasional splash of a fish breaking the surface created a serene symphony. On this particular day,...

Dodo Returns

Hi kids; welcome to ‘Dodo Returns,’ the book that takes you on a wild, wild adventure with the most amazing bird ever!
This is a book about the dodo, the big and friendly bird that lived on a lovely island called Mauritius. The dodo had no enemies, so it was not scared of anyone. It liked to eat fruits and nuts and to say hello to the people who...

LAGOS TEENS and The Marketplace of Dreams

Do you believe in love at first sight? Do you believe that love can overcome many obstacles? Do you believe that love can last forever? If you do, then you will love this story of Amina and Tunde, two teens who met at a market in Lagos, Nigeria, and fell in love with each other. But this is not just a story about love. It is also a story of...

Creeperella and The Nine Mischievous Monsters

Introduction to “Creeperella and The Nine Mischievous Monsters”
Welcome, dear reader, to the wild and wacky world of Creeperella and her merry band of mischievous monsters. This isn’t just any ordinary tale of monsters lurking in the dark corners; oh no, this is a story brimming with laughter, adventure, and a sprinkle of sheer madness.
Nestled in...

WHY DID THE WASP COME?

Are you ready for a buzzing adventure? Do you want to meet some amazing wasps who will make you laugh, cry, and learn? Do you want to discover the secrets of the wasp world, where anything can happen?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you will love ‘Why Did The Wasp Come?’ the new book by Dandy Ahaoma Ahuruonye!
Why Did The Wasp...

The Hungry Alien from Planet Zog

This is a delightful cosmic adventure that will tickle your imagination and send your taste buds on a rocket-fuelled joyride. In a galaxy where meteor showers waltz and asteroids play hide-and-seek, Zog stands as a celestial hotspot—a place where laughter echoes across rainbow hills and moonflower vines bloom with dreams. But hold on to your...

The Gadfly

Welcome to the vibrant and whimsical land of Femeroon, where time pulses with an energy all its own, moving at a pace that would render even the swiftest hummingbird feeling sluggish in comparison. This enchanting realm is unlike any other, where the very fabric of existence is woven from the threads of fleeting moments. Here, every creature—be...

A Good Rat

In a dimly lit ancient attic, where dust motes pirouetted in the slanting sunbeams, resided a rat of such remarkable repute that even the cobwebs whispered his name. Budda Brie, they called him—a moniker that danced on the tongue like a secret shared among conspirators. But Budda Brie was no ordinary rodent; oh no; he was a Groccolli robot, a...

The Extraordinary World of Ordinary Objects

In a hushed corner of reality, where the ordinary waltzes with the extraordinary, exists a realm teeming with the most unexpected of inhabitants: everyday objects, now brimming with life. These unassuming items that appear to be mere tools and trinkets in the lives of humans now boast personalities, desires, and secrets. Their world is a...

Pet Paradise

What if you could see your pets again, even after they die? If you could hug them, play with them, and love them forever, what would you be willing to give to make that happen? If there was a place where your pets could live happily, healthily, and peacefully with you and other animals, would you agree to go there? Well, that’s what Didi, a...

THE WHISPERING POET: An Anthology of Igbo And Other Proverbs

Ilu bỄ ịnyịnya nke asỄsỄ Igbo, ya mere ọbỄrỄ na eziokwu na-efu efu, anyi ga-eji ilu Igbo chọta ya

Proverbs are the horses of the Igbo language, so if the truth goes missing, we use Igbo Proverbs to find it.

In this sphere known as Igbo philosophy, every maxim act as a raw material for the general preferment of metaphysical reflection. It becomes...

Positive Brainwash

Self-counselling is the first step of positive thinking, and yet, it has nothing to do with actually talking to yourself. Rather, it refers to the idea that we often converse with ourselves in the deep recesses of our minds with the aim of ‘talking’ ourselves out of the depression. In that conversation, you keep insisting that ‘the best is going...

GROCCOLLI - An Escapade

The first rule of writing a children’s book is: don’t write a children’s book! Unless you’ve raised children as a parent or guardian, and then it doesn’t matter whether you failed at it or succeeded. Today’s children are the parents, leaders and managers of tomorrow; therefore, you want to use your writing to make a positive impact on their...

Dandy Ahuruonye’s Emoji Kingdom

Emerging in the near future, Rhemojia has become a fascinating digital world that has captured the attention of many individuals with its language primarily composed of emojis. A team of talented developers, linguists, and artists crafted this virtual landscape, where emotions are conveyed through pixels and icons. They created a space where...

Dandy Ahuruonye’s Gadget Gang

Dandy Ahuruonye’s Gadget Gang: A Digital Dystopia
Welcome, tech-savvy nerds! You’ve stumbled upon the
real deal: a book that’s gonna blow your mind more than a freshly-charged iPhone. This ain’t no fairy tale with magic wands and talking animals. Nope, we’re diving deep into the digital abyss where code is king and glitches are the new normal.
...

The Adventures of Groccolli - Dandy Ahuruonye

The first rule of writing a children’s book is: don’t write a children’s book! Unless you’ve raised children as a parent or guardian, and then it doesn’t matter whether you failed at it or succeeded. Today’s children are the parents, leaders and managers of tomorrow; therefore, you want to use your writing to make a positive impact on their...

Dandy Ahuruonye’s Cheeky Periwinkles

It was slug days, and time dragged on as everyone found themselves in the certain leafy embrace of an island isolated amidst the vast and whispering ocean; a remote place surrounded by the immense and murmuring waves. It was the time of year when slugs ruled, and the clock seemed to be stuck in slow motion. The island was so far out that even...

ELDORIA and The Urban Explorers Club

It all began with the whispers of an ancient chart. In a realm where history whispered through ancient ruins, a cohort of nine youthful explorers embarked on a quest that would test their courage, intellect, and camaraderie. Their adventure commenced in the heart of a bustling metropolis, where they formed a club dedicated to unearthing the...

THE SHOEMAKER: Principles & Guide For Professionals: REVISED EDITION

Would you like to learn the art of making shoes by hand? Do you want to study how some of the finest shoes are made? NOW YOU CAN!

This manual serves as a quick guide to help anyone who desires to become a professional footwear designer, to do so, without the need to serve as an apprentice at a master’s workshop. Armed with this guidebook, you...

The Adventures of Groccolli by Dandy Ahuruonye

The first rule of writing a children’s book is: don’t write a children’s book! Unless you’ve raised children as a parent or guardian, and then it doesn’t matter whether you failed at it or succeeded. Today’s children are the parents, leaders and managers of tomorrow; therefore, you want to use your writing to make a positive impact on their...

Dandy Ahuruonye’s Fridge of Secrets

In the hushed whispers of the kitchen, where the hum of the refrigerator serenades the air, lies a portal to a world unseen, a world where the crisp chill of the fridge breathes life into a tale most extraordinary—‘Dandy Ahuruonye’s Fridge of Secrets.’ Herein, dear readers, you are cordially invited to unfurl the pages where Nneka, a young lass...

THE WHISPERING POET: An Anthology Of Igbo & Other Proverbs

Ilu bỄ ịnyịnya nke asỄsỄ Igbo, ya mere ọbỄrỄ na eziokwu na-efu efu, anyi ga-eji ilu Igbo chọta ya
Proverbs are the horses of the Igbo language, so if the truth goes missing, we use Igbo Proverbs to find it.

In this sphere known as Igbo philosophy, each maxim acts as raw material for the general advancement of metaphysical reflection. Thus, it...

The Groccolli Pictureland Chatbook

What if you could talk to the most amazing artworks in the world? If you could play with them, learn from them, and even make them your friends, would you do it? What if you had a robot book that could make all this happen? Well, you do now! It’s called ‘The Groccolli Pictureland ChatBook’ by Dandy Ahuruonye, and it’s the most awesome book ever!...

Wrinkles in Reverse: The Girl Who Grew Younger

Gather ‘round and lend me your ears—or your eyes, as the case may be—for I have a tale so peculiar, so delightfully topsy-turvy, that it might just turn your world upside down. Or perhaps, as it did mine, inside out. My name is Esmeralda, and I am the girl who grew younger. Yes, you heard me right. Younger. Not in the metaphorical sense of...

The Gull Who Must be Obeyed

Welcome to the world of seagulls, where life is full of adventure, danger, and drama. In this book, you will meet some of the most colourful and memorable characters that fly over the coast of Ireland. Some of them are brave and noble, some of them cunning and clever, and the rest are just plain naughty and nasty. But they all have one thing in...

TRILLION-HER

This story is about Trillionaire Tamarind Prassad, a woman who became Trillion-Her by using a secret machine to create artificial life and air from the fur of tiny robots called groccolions. She shared her air with a world that had run out of fresh air but also caused an additional problem in the process: air addiction. The Lady faced danger and...

FINDING LOVE IN CAHERSIVEEN

Sean had always dreamed of finding true love. He was a sweet and gentle boy, who lived in a small village in the rolling hills of Ireland. He loved his family, his friends, and his homeland, but he felt that something was missing in his life. He longed for someone to share his joys and sorrows, someone who would understand him and make him...

Oh, What a Mars!

Oh, What a Mars!

A tale of adventure and exploration that will take you on a journey beyond your wildest dreams. Join Micky and Mira Mars, two kids who lived on the planet Mars, along with their parents, as well as their loyal and playful dog, Nano, as they embark on a fun-filled holiday to their neighbouring planet, Venus. It all started one...

THE EEL, THE DUCK, and The Groccolli Ring of Love

As you go into this story, you’ll be struck by the rare love and adventure that unfolds when two creatures; an eel and a duck, find themselves deeply infatuated with each other. However, their differing natures and worlds present them with many challenges.
The eel lived in the water, where he swam freely and gracefully. He was sleek and smooth,...

The Adventures of Groccolli

What on earth is a Groccolli? the gentleman asked
..Groccolli means ‘possibilities’ and, sure enough, this is a kids’ book with attitude!

In this charming set of children’s stories by Dandy Ahaoma Ahuruonye, you will discover the many forms and functions that a Groccolli can take: from a pregnant, mess-munching household help, to a planet-hopping...

Groccolli

The first rule of writing a children’s book is: don’t write a children’s book! Unless you’ve raised children as a parent or guardian, and then it doesn’t matter whether you failed at it or succeeded. Today’s children are the parents, leaders and managers of tomorrow; therefore, you want to use your writing to make a positive impact on their...

Moni, Monie, Money

Prepare yourself for a delightful journey through the enchanting world of “Moni, Monie, Money,” a tale brimming with wit, adventure, and heart. This captivating book offers readers young and old a unique glimpse into the life of Moni, the mischievous banknote, as he embarks on a series of thrilling escapades that will leave you both entertained...

Dogbook

If you love your dog, prove it by keeping a regular log of his or her life events. We keep diaries for ourselves; why not do the same for your dog?
A daily, weekly, monthly, or even yearly journal will not only prove you love your pet, but such a record will also ensure the safety of your friend.
Next, why not take things to the next level by...

The Power of Gratitude

We strongly link gratefulness with greater joy.
Being thankful helps people everywhere encounter pleasant experiences, feel more optimistic emotions, maintain strong relationships, build better health, and manage hardships. Therefore, stop feeling sorry for yourself; avoiding self-pity means replacing that negative energy with counting the...

THE CUTE CHILDREN OF MADUGASCAR

The Irish have Guinness
The Nigerians, Jollof Rice
The Amazon has Capybaras
The Andes have Chinchillas
Madagascar has her lemurs
But your car won’t get there
And your plane will fly over it
Because it’s an island so remote
As your gaze runs through its skies
You realise you wouldn’t need the coat
Because you’re staring at the Afro Queen
Her wool is old,...

Designer’s Finger: A Practical Guide For Shoe Professionals - By Dandy Ahaoma Ahuruonye Dip. CfD

Would you like to learn the art of making shoes by hand? Do you want to study how some of the finest shoes are made? NOW YOU CAN! This manual serves as a quick guide to help anyone who desires to become a professional footwear designer – without the need to serve as an apprentice at a master’s workshop. Armed with this guidebook, you will build...

THE SHOEMAKER: Principles & Guide For Professionals

Would you like to learn the art of making shoes by hand? Do you want to study how some of the finest shoes are made? NOW YOU CAN!
This manual serves as a quick guide for anyone desiring to become a professional footwear designer – without having served as an apprentice at a master’s workshop. With this guidebook, you can become a designer despite...

Nora Never Gave Up

This is a ‘never give up’ tale about Nora, a little Nightingale chick who learned a couple of lessons early in her life. The first was about the importance of asking for help, and the second was about the benefits of persistence. This story will encourage both you and your child to see that we often find the solution outside the BOX, but you...

GROCCOFLY

Groccolli means ‘possibilities,’ and, sure enough, this is a kids’ book with attitude! It focuses more on teaching values and safety than on telling an exciting story simply to tickle young ears. Of course, this story is also electrifying. Therefore, please allow me to introduce your child to

Groccofly, a robotic flying bicycle with a nickname to...

Happyville

Xanda loved her Groccolli toy more than anything in the world. It was a fanciful robot that did everything for her; it had a cute smile and big eyes. She took it wherever she went and hugged it every night before going to sleep. But one day, she couldn’t find it anywhere. She searched her room, the living room, the kitchen, and even the...

Stinky and The Dung Beetle

Introducing “Stinky and The Dung Beetle: An Adventure!”

Calling all young explorers and curious minds, get ready for a wild journey into the fascinating world of the unsung heroes of nature—dung beetles! Join us as we embark on an extraordinary adventure, uncovering the secrets and astonishing powers of these incredible critters. Parents and...

THE SHOEMAKER: Principles & Guide for Professionals

Would you like to learn the art of making shoes by hand? Do you want to learn at your own pace how some of the finest shoes are built?

NOW YOU CAN!

This manual serves as a quick guide for anyone desiring to become a professional footwear designer – without having served as an apprentice at a master’s workshop. With this guidebook, you can become a...

THE GREAT VINEGAR CONSPIRACY

Welcome to a Tangy Tale of Adventure, Friendship, and Flavour.
Step into the quaint village of Sourwood, where vinegar flows like water, pickles are a way of life, and mischief is always brewing. Allow me to introduce you to
The Great Vinegar Conspiracy, a side-splitting, sweet-and-sour adventure that promises to captivate readers of all ages....